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"Your proposal lacks the bitterness we appreciate in our grants."
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"I was supposed to ask you for a $1-million donation, but look at what your stock just did."
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“Their case statement was magnificent. it gave me campaign envy.”
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"Somebody switched out the deposit slips with pledge cards."
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"We're trustees, Pinkerton. We don't play with the numbers."
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"You'd be surprised. Dysfunctional family foundations are not uncommon."
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"False alarm. That wasn't the development director at the art museum after all."
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"The foundation typically doesn't resort to rock-paper-scissors for grant awards."
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"To be any farther from the chairman, they'd have to sit us at the kids' table."
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"Seeking fish until I receive funds for angling lessons."
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"No honey. More important than marrying me, I'm asking you to be my co-trustee for the family foundation."
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"My mom gives to a lot of organizations that send you plastic bracelets."
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"I wonder if he ever finished the annual report"
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This major exhibition...
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"I decided to grab the bull by the horns and apply for a grant to study scientists with maze fetishes."
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