The Chronicle of Philanthropy | Cartoons http://philanthropy.com/section/Cartoons/203/ Fri, 25 Jul 2014 18:41:54 EDT <![CDATA["The planning retreat ought to have goal setting, team-building, and a good malt scotch."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/146617/ http://philanthropy.com/article/The-planning-retreat-ought-to/146617/ Sun, 18 May 2014 19:30:00 EDT <![CDATA["My motivations for giving have shifted from making an impact to making my third wife happy."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/146353/ http://philanthropy.com/article/My-motivations-for-giving/146353/ Mon, 05 May 2014 07:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["We Do Not Sell Our Donor List."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/145789/ http://philanthropy.com/article/We-Do-Not-Sell-Our-Donor/145789/ Mon, 07 Apr 2014 08:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["My 'aha moments' usually come right after my 'uh-oh' moments."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/144955/ http://philanthropy.com/article/My-aha-moments-usually-come/144955/ Mon, 24 Feb 2014 08:00:00 EST <![CDATA["If we can keep the books open until March, we can make our annual goal."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/144633/ http://philanthropy.com/article/If-we-can-keep-the-books-open/144633/ Sun, 09 Feb 2014 19:00:00 EST <![CDATA["Our research says she's a $5-million prospect, but she was definitely wearing last season's Ferragamo pumps, so who knows."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/143975/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Our-research-says-shes-a/143975/ Mon, 13 Jan 2014 08:00:00 EST <![CDATA["As a foundation director, your New Year's resolution has to be outcomes-based, measurable, and sustainable."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/143973/ http://philanthropy.com/article/As-a-foundation-director/143973/ Mon, 13 Jan 2014 00:00:00 EST <![CDATA["Oh, I'm a believer if he helps with my year-end goal."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/143449/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Oh-Im-a-believer-if-he/143449/ Sun, 08 Dec 2013 09:00:00 EST <![CDATA["We could send your proposal to the crime lab, but I'm pretty sure that's the CEO's spit."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/143149/ http://philanthropy.com/article/We-could-send-your-proposal/143149/ Mon, 18 Nov 2013 14:27:00 EST <![CDATA["My finances have recovered, but my enthusiasm hasn't."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/142459/ http://philanthropy.com/article/My-finances-have-recovered/142459/ Sun, 20 Oct 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["Did he say, 'No,' 'No, not now,' 'No, not that,' or 'No way, Jose'?"]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/142167/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Did-he-say-No-No-not/142167/ Sun, 06 Oct 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["When I say you're my top priority, it means you're on the list."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/142169/ http://philanthropy.com/article/When-I-say-youre-my-top/142169/ Sun, 06 Oct 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["We need to get 100% from the 1% we know."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/141507/ http://philanthropy.com/article/We-need-to-get-100-from-the/141507/ Sun, 08 Sep 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["I've never been asked, 'What's the magic word?' on a call before."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/141505/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Ive-never-been-asked/141505/ Sun, 08 Sep 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["Don't be silly. Revenge is a perfectly good case for philanthropy."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/141023/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Dont-be-silly-Revenge-is-a/141023/ Sun, 11 Aug 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["He was a generous benefactor until he got older, and sick, and lost the will to give."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/141025/ http://philanthropy.com/article/He-was-a-generous-benefactor/141025/ Sun, 11 Aug 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["No one is calling for that much transparency, Frank."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/139791/ http://philanthropy.com/article/No-one-is-calling-for-that/139791/ Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["They're only talking points. The full narrative is boring."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/139793/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Theyre-only-talking-points/139793/ Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["Your proposal lacks the bitterness we appreciate in our grants."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/139375/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Your-proposal-lacks-the/139375/ Sun, 19 May 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["I was supposed to ask you for a $1-million donation, but look at what your stock just did."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/139377/ http://philanthropy.com/article/I-was-supposed-to-ask-you-for/139377/ Sun, 19 May 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA[“Their case statement was magnificent. it gave me campaign envy.”]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/138421/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Their-case-statement-was/138421/ Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:05:00 EDT <![CDATA["Somebody switched out the deposit slips with pledge cards."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/138077/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Somebody-switched-out-the/138077/ Sun, 24 Mar 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["We're trustees, Pinkerton. We don't play with the numbers."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63271/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Were-trustees-Pinkerton-We/63271/ Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:37:00 EDT <![CDATA["You'd be surprised. Dysfunctional family foundations are not uncommon."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63272/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Youd-be-surprised/63272/ Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:05:00 EDT <![CDATA["False alarm. That wasn't the development director at the art museum after all."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63273/ http://philanthropy.com/article/False-alarm-That-wasnt-the/63273/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:16:00 EDT <![CDATA["The foundation typically doesn't resort to rock-paper-scissors for grant awards."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63282/ http://philanthropy.com/article/The-foundation-typically/63282/ Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:31:00 EDT