The Chronicle of Philanthropy | Cartoons http://philanthropy.com/section/Cartoons/203/ Sat, 25 May 2013 12:48:56 EDT <![CDATA["Your proposal lacks the bitterness we appreciate in our grants."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/139375/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Your-proposal-lacks-the/139375/ Sun, 19 May 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["I was supposed to ask you for a $1-million donation, but look at what your stock just did."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/139377/ http://philanthropy.com/article/I-was-supposed-to-ask-you-for/139377/ Sun, 19 May 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA[“Their case statement was magnificent. it gave me campaign envy.”]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/138421/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Their-case-statement-was/138421/ Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:05:00 EDT <![CDATA["Somebody switched out the deposit slips with pledge cards."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/138077/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Somebody-switched-out-the/138077/ Sun, 24 Mar 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["We're trustees, Pinkerton. We don't play with the numbers."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63271/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Were-trustees-Pinkerton-We/63271/ Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:37:00 EDT <![CDATA["You'd be surprised. Dysfunctional family foundations are not uncommon."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63272/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Youd-be-surprised/63272/ Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:05:00 EDT <![CDATA["False alarm. That wasn't the development director at the art museum after all."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63273/ http://philanthropy.com/article/False-alarm-That-wasnt-the/63273/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:16:00 EDT <![CDATA["The foundation typically doesn't resort to rock-paper-scissors for grant awards."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63282/ http://philanthropy.com/article/The-foundation-typically/63282/ Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:31:00 EDT <![CDATA["I never thought it possible — my first texted lead gift."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63284/ http://philanthropy.com/article/I-never-thought-it-possible/63284/ Thu, 07 May 2009 11:40:00 EDT <![CDATA["To be any farther from the chairman, they'd have to sit us at the kids' table."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63285/ http://philanthropy.com/article/To-be-any-farther-from-the/63285/ Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:50:00 EDT <![CDATA["Seeking fish until I receive funds for angling lessons."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63294/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Seeking-fish-until-I-receive/63294/ Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:10:00 EDT <![CDATA["No honey. More important than marrying me, I'm asking you to be my co-trustee for the family foundation."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63286/ http://philanthropy.com/article/No-honey-More-important-than/63286/ Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:54:00 EDT <![CDATA["My mom gives to a lot of organizations that send you plastic bracelets."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63295/ http://philanthropy.com/article/My-mom-gives-to-a-lot-of/63295/ Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:17:00 EDT <![CDATA["I wonder if he ever finished the annual report"]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63297/ http://philanthropy.com/article/I-wonder-if-he-ever-finished/63297/ Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:29:00 EST <![CDATA[This major exhibition...]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63298/ http://philanthropy.com/article/This-major-exhibition/63298/ Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:37:00 EST <![CDATA["I decided to grab the bull by the horns and apply for a grant to study scientists with maze fetishes."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63300/ http://philanthropy.com/article/I-decided-to-grab-the-bull-by/63300/ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:49:00 EST <![CDATA["Your assertion that Frank Lloyd Wright once said your land had 'a million-dollar view' really doesn't help us with Form 8283 covering donations of land."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63299/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Your-assertion-that-Frank/63299/ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:43:00 EST <![CDATA["We were going to approve your grant, but America voted against it."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63301/ http://philanthropy.com/article/We-were-going-to-approve-your/63301/ Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:55:00 EDT <![CDATA["Can our software handle pledges to pledge next year?"]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63302/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Can-our-software-handle/63302/ Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:15:00 EDT <![CDATA[Once again, the itsy bitsy spider had to reschedule his charity event.]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63303/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Once-again-the-itsy-bitsy/63303/ Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:24:00 EDT <![CDATA["This next number is for all you philanthropists out there."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63305/ http://philanthropy.com/article/This-next-number-is-for-all/63305/ Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:59:00 EDT <![CDATA[Will donate 10% to charity]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63306/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Will-donate-10-to-charity/63306/ Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:33:00 EDT <![CDATA["Yes, it's true, the IRS has no authority here."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63307/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Yes-its-true-the-IRS-has/63307/ Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:37:00 EDT <![CDATA["Hey! This year let's fund a whiney"]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63308/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Hey-This-year-lets-fund-a/63308/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:41:00 EDT <![CDATA[Video Rentals]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63309/ http://philanthropy.com/article/Video-Rentals/63309/ Thu, 29 May 2008 15:45:00 EDT <![CDATA["What does this trust exercise teach us? Never take your donors' support for granted."]]> http://philanthropy.com/article/article-content/63312/ http://philanthropy.com/article/What-does-this-trust-exercise/63312/ Thu, 01 May 2008 15:56:00 EDT