The Chronicle of Philanthropy | Cartoons Thu, 26 Feb 2015 20:17:00 EST <![CDATA[]]> Mon, 08 Sep 2014 08:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["The planning retreat ought to have goal setting, team-building, and a good malt scotch."]]> Sun, 18 May 2014 19:30:00 EDT <![CDATA["My motivations for giving have shifted from making an impact to making my third wife happy."]]> Mon, 05 May 2014 07:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["We Do Not Sell Our Donor List."]]> Mon, 07 Apr 2014 08:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["My 'aha moments' usually come right after my 'uh-oh' moments."]]> Mon, 24 Feb 2014 08:00:00 EST <![CDATA["If we can keep the books open until March, we can make our annual goal."]]> Sun, 09 Feb 2014 19:00:00 EST <![CDATA["Our research says she's a $5-million prospect, but she was definitely wearing last season's Ferragamo pumps, so who knows."]]> Mon, 13 Jan 2014 08:00:00 EST <![CDATA["As a foundation director, your New Year's resolution has to be outcomes-based, measurable, and sustainable."]]> Mon, 13 Jan 2014 00:00:00 EST <![CDATA["Oh, I'm a believer if he helps with my year-end goal."]]> Sun, 08 Dec 2013 09:00:00 EST <![CDATA["We could send your proposal to the crime lab, but I'm pretty sure that's the CEO's spit."]]> Mon, 18 Nov 2013 14:27:00 EST <![CDATA["My finances have recovered, but my enthusiasm hasn't."]]> Sun, 20 Oct 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["Did he say, 'No,' 'No, not now,' 'No, not that,' or 'No way, Jose'?"]]> Sun, 06 Oct 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["When I say you're my top priority, it means you're on the list."]]> Sun, 06 Oct 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["We need to get 100% from the 1% we know."]]> Sun, 08 Sep 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["I've never been asked, 'What's the magic word?' on a call before."]]> Sun, 08 Sep 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["Don't be silly. Revenge is a perfectly good case for philanthropy."]]> Sun, 11 Aug 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["He was a generous benefactor until he got older, and sick, and lost the will to give."]]> Sun, 11 Aug 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["No one is calling for that much transparency, Frank."]]> Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["They're only talking points. The full narrative is boring."]]> Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["Your proposal lacks the bitterness we appreciate in our grants."]]> Sun, 19 May 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["I was supposed to ask you for a $1-million donation, but look at what your stock just did."]]> Sun, 19 May 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA[“Their case statement was magnificent. it gave me campaign envy.”]]> Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:05:00 EDT <![CDATA["Somebody switched out the deposit slips with pledge cards."]]> Sun, 24 Mar 2013 13:00:00 EDT <![CDATA["We're trustees, Pinkerton. We don't play with the numbers."]]> Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:37:00 EDT <![CDATA["You'd be surprised. Dysfunctional family foundations are not uncommon."]]> Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:05:00 EDT <![CDATA["False alarm. That wasn't the development director at the art museum after all."]]> Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:16:00 EDT